None of them really apply to Stan Ray’s pants, because Stan Ray’s pants are about as close to perfect as pants get. For anyone unfamiliar with Stan Ray’s lore, here’s a basic primer.

“I can sit here and tell you things you’ve heard already for, like, 30,000 hours, and it’s not really going to make a difference,” Stan said at the time. “You hear facts, we all hear ...

The lacklustre box office pull, however, has not stopped Hollywood from recognizing Stan and Strong for their performances.