Released roughly a month before the presidential election, The Apprentice didn’t attract a Trump sized voter turnout at the box office with a $4M take. Stan did acknowledge “the dark place ...

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“I can sit here and tell you things you’ve heard already for, like, 30,000 hours, and it’s not really going to make a difference,” Stan said at the time. “You hear facts, we all hear ...